Jokes SMS [CID Jokes SMS]

Don't Loose Hope If You Aren't

Getting Promotion In Office.
Remember, Pradyumann Is Still
An Acp And Daya Is Still An
Inspector! And That Too,
Even After 17 Years Of Service!

Abhijeet Bola Daya Yeh Ladki

Badi Rangeen Hai Gaur Farmaaiye,
Abhijeet Bola Daya Ladki Badi
Rangeen Ha Daya Bola Abhijeet,
Ladki Toh Rangeen Hai
Par Maamla Bada Sangeen Hai

Good Morning Ke Baad Afternoon

Hua Hai, Good Morning Ke
Baad Afternoon Hua Hai,
Daya Ye Sadharan Maut
Nahi Iska Khoon Hua Hai.

Cid Returns Raat K Pehlu
Me Chand Sitare Chaye He
Raat K Pehlu Me Chand
Sitare Chaye He Madam Darwaja
Kholiye Hum Cid Se Aye Hai.

Ar Se Pehle Me Umeed Kyo
Chhodu Haar Se Pehle Me
Umeed Kyo Chhodu Daya Says
Salary Sabko Milti He
Darwaza Main Hi Kyo Todu??

Raat Ke Pehlu Me Chand Sittare

Chaye He
Wah Wah
Raat Ke Pehlu Me Chand Sittare
Chaye He
Madam Darwaja Kholiye Hum
Cid Se Aaye He

Disco Baar Me Kyu Hai

Dhamaal ? Disco Baar Me
Kyu Hai Dhamaal ?
A.c.p Bola Daya Surakshit
Kaale Mere Baal Vasmol
Ne Kiya Kamaal.

A For Apple B For Banana,

A For Apple B For Banana
A.c.p. Ne Kaha Daya Goli
Mat Chalana.......

Raat Ke Pehlu Me Chand Sittare

Chaye He*
-
Wah Wah
-
Raat Ke Pehlu Me Chand Sittare
Chaye He*
-
Madam Darwaja Kholiye Hum
Cid Sse Aaye He

Why All Hates Cid?

Jus Check It.
Lady: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
Daya: Kya ?? Rahul Tumhara Bhai
Tha ??
.
Lady: Haan, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
Abhijeet: Rahul Sach Me Tumhara
Bhai Tha ??
Lady: Ha Sir...wo Mera Bhai Tha
.
Acp: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum
Rahul Ki Behen Ho ....:P

Cid Ne Sony Se Naata

Jod Liya... Cid Ne
Sony Se Naata Jod Liya...
Jis Room Me Mana Raha
Tha Abhijeet Suhagraat,
Daya Ne Uska Darwaja
Bhi Tod Diya!!!

Islamic SMS

Islamic SMS!

Write Sallalaho Alaihai Wassalam
1 Choti Si Misaal

Aap Imtehan Dene Gey
Aapko 1 Sawal k Jawab Mai ye Likhna Pare

"Me Karachi Mai Rehta Hon" Aur Aap Jawab Likhen. ( M.K.M.R.H )

Kya Examinar Ise Qabol Kar k Aapko Pass kar Dega?

Ab jo "Sallallaho Alehi Waalehi Wasallam" k bajae ( S.A.W.S ) Likhte ho

Kya Wo mutma'in Ho K Unka Drood Pak Qabol Hojaega.

Din Main 5 Time Namaz Parho
Din Mai 5 time Namaz Parhne ko Apne Aadat Bana Lo
Sirf ye soch Kar k kya pata k ye Azan Tm Aakhry Bar Sun rhe ho?
Kya pata Tmhara Rab Tumhai Aakhre bar Pukar Raha Hai?

80% log Tum mai se ise fwd nahe krte.
ALLAH TALLAH frmate hai k agar Tum apne Logo k Samnay
Mujhe Radd Kroge to Mai Tumhe Apne nazar mai Radd kar Dunga!

Fahesh Goi Aibdar Karti Hai
Nabi (s.a.w) said: Fahesh Goi jis Cheez mein Hoti Hai
Usko Aebdaar karti hai,

Aur Haya jis Cheez mein Hoti Hai
Usko Zeenat Deti Hai. Tirmizi

Choti Zaroorat Nhi Bholta
Ta'ajjub Hai:

KHUDA Apni Itni Sari Makhlooq Me Se Bhi
Meri Choti Se Choti Zaroorat Nhi Bhoolta.

Or

KHUDA To Ek Hi He,
Phir Bhi HUM Use Bhool Jate Hain.

Islam doesn't Limit Freedom
A Girl Dresses up Trying to look as pretty as possible.
Applies make-up & styles her hair.
She wants to look attractive.
She goes out, comments form men flatters her.
They stare at her develop dirty thoughts & Some would want to act upon their thoughts & some do. She didn't want that Or did she?

THINK

When Islam advises women to cover themselves & be simple,
Its not without a reason. Islam doesn't limit the Freedom of Women
But to make them more Independent.

Head light Pe ALLAH k Name
Aj Kal Bikes ki Head light Pe ALLAH k Name K
Sticker lagy Hoey hoty hain.

Jab light Jalti hai to Us ka Aks Zamin Pe Parta hai
Jo k Be'Adbi hai... Khayal Rakhen Plz.

Quran K Bina Musalman
Koi DOCTOR Science Oarhe bina Doctor ban Sakta hai?

Nahi na?

To

Sochiye K

Hum QURAAN Aur NAMAZ parhe Bina MUSALMAN kesy Banain Gey?

THINK ABOUT IT.

Kon Kon Si Naimat ko Jhutlaogy
Khudawnd Kareem k dunia Walon pe 3 Ehsan

1. Gandam or Anaaj mein keerey paida kar diye,
Warna log issay soney or Chandi ki tarah Zakheera Kar Letay
Aur log bhookey Mar jate.

2. Mout k baad murdey k jism mein Badboo Paida Ki
Warna koi Apne Pyaaro ko Dafan na Karta.

3. Museebat k Baad Sabar Aur bholnay ki Aadat Di
Warna zindagi Kabhi Khusghawar na Hoti.

To Tum Apne Rab ki Kon Kon si Naimat ko Jhutlaao gey?

Ashfaq Ahmed ZAVIA
Ashfaq Ahmed ZAVIA Mein Likhtay Hain:

"Mere Pas 1 Bili Thi.
Us Ko Jab Bhuk Lagti Thi Aa Kr Mere Paun Chat'ti Thi.
Aur Mein Usy Khana Dai Deta Tha.

Eik Din Mene Socha K Ye Bili Mujh Sy Behtar Hai.
Is Ko Pakka Yakeen Hai K Apny Malik K Pas Sy Is Ki Talab Puri Ho Gi,
Aur Insan Ko Yakeen Nahi.

Insan Har Fikar Apny Zimay Lai Laita Hai.
Un Kamon Ki Bhi Jo Us K Ikhtiyar Mai Nahi.

Apni Har Talab ALLAH Se Maango
Aur Qabooliyat Ka Mukamal Yaqeen Rakho.

Hukumranon ko Bura Na Kaho
Nabi (s.a.w) Said: Musalmano! Apne Hukumranon ko Bura na kaho,

Aur Allah se unki bhalai ki Dua manga karo,

Kyu k unki bhalai mei tumhari bhalai hai. Tibrani

Gunaho Ki Parda Poshi Karna
Hadees!

Agar Dunia Main Koi Shakhs Dosray Shakh K Gunahon Ko Chupata Hai
Aur Parda Poshi Karta Hai
To Roz-e-Qiyamat ALLAH TA'ALA Bhi
Us Ke Gunahon ki Pardha Poshi Kare Ga Aur Usay Muaf Kar De Ga.

Subah Uth Kar Kalma Parho
Jab Subha Utho to Kalma Tayyba Parho
Kyon k Marne k baad jab Qabar Mai Farishte
Hum Se sawal jawab karne Aengay or humain Utthaengy or Pochhengy
K tumhara RAB kon Hai?
Tumhara DEEN kya hy?

To hum Apni Aadat k mutabiq Kalma Tayyaba Parte Hue Utthengy
Or Kalma Tayyaba Mai He un Farishton k Sawalon k Jawab Mojod Hen.

Mai Faqat KHAAK Hon
Mai Faqat KHAAK Hon Magar.

"MOHAMMAD" (S.A.W) Se Hai Nisbat Meri,

Yehi Ek RISHTA Hai Jo Meri AUQAAT badal Deta Hai.

1 Shakhs Gunah Karta Hai
Hadees!
Tum Me Se 1 Shakhs Gunah Karta Hai
Aur Is Ka Gunah Nama Amaal Me Likh Dia Jata Hai,
Phr Wo Toba-o-Astaghfar Krta
To ALLAH TA'ALA use Muaf Kar Deta Hai!

Aap(S.A.W.W)Ne Yeh Irshad 2 Bar Frmaya,
Phr Frmaya K Jub Tak Tum Toba-o-Astaghfar Se Na Uktao
To ALLAH TA'ALA Muaf Karne Se Nahi Uktata." Tibrani

Buraai Hotey Dekhen To
RASOOLULLAH (Sallallaho Alaihey Wa Sallam) Ne Farmaya,
"Jab Log Buraai Hotey Hoey Dekh Lain
Or Usey Badalney (Rokney) Ki Koshish Na Karen
To Qareeb Hai K ALLAH Unhen Apney Azaab Ki Girift (Pakar) Me Le Ley."

(Abu Da'od Hadith# 4338, Tirmizi Hadith# 2178)

Allah Kahan Rahta Hai?
Log Hain Khoj Main, Allah Kahan Rahta Hai,
Qalb e Momin Main Wo Har Aan Nehaan Rahta Hai.

Torh Kar Dekh le Khud apne hi 'dill' ko Aye Dost,
Aap Dekhe Ga k Allah d_l_l l Yahan Rahta Hai.

Chalen dill khol k Dekhte Hain.
dill
d_ill
d_i_ll
d_i_l l

Kahiye ALLAH Nazar Aaya? Taalib e Dua:

Sab Se Behtreen Sadqa
Hadees!

Hazrat Abu Huraira (R.A) se Riwayat hai K
Rasool-e-Akram (S.A.W.W) ne Farmaya,
1 Dinaar Woh Hai Jo Tu ne ALLAH ki Raah mein Kharch Kar Diya

Aur
1 Dinaar Woh Hai Jo Tu Ne Ghulaam Aazad Karne mein Sarf Kiya

Aur
1 Dinaar Woh Hai Jo Tu ne Miskeen par Sadqa Kiya

Aur
1 Dinaar Woh Hai Jo Tu Ne Apne Ehl-o-Ayaal par Sarf kiya.

In Mein Sab se Zyada Bayis-e-Ajr-o-Sawaab Woh Hai
Jo tu ne Apne Ehl-o-Ayaal par Sarf Kiya. {Muslim Sharif}

Haya Aur Behayai
Nabi (S.A.W) Said: Haya Emaan Mai Se Hai.
Aur Emaan Jannat Mei Le Jata Hai.

Aur
Behayai Koora Karkat Hai
Aur Koora Karkat Aag Mai Le Jata Hai. Tirmzi

Sab Se Wazni Cheez
Hadees!

"Sab Se Wazni Cheez Jo Qayamat Kay Din
Momin K Meezan Mein Rakhi Jae Gi
Wo Us ka "Husn-e-ikhlaq" Hoga." (Abu Daa'ud).

Azmat-E-Baatil Dhoka Hai
Ye Azmat-E-Baatil Dhoka Hai,
Ye sarwat-E-Kaafir kuch B nhi

Mitti k khilone hain saare,
Ye kuffar k lashkar kuch bhi nhi

AllAH sE Darny walon ko,
Baatil sE Darana mushkil Hai

Gar Khauf-E-Khuda Ho Dil mE Tu
Taaghoot k paikar kuch bhi nhi

Dastoor B Hai, Tanzeem B Hai,
Tehzeeb B Hai Taleem B Hai

Manshoor Jo apna Quraan Ho,
Kisraa-O-Qaisar kuch B nhi

Quraan agar Dastoor nhi,
Islaam agr manzoor nhi

Tu laanat is Azaadi per,
Ye Mulk yE parcham kuch B nhi.

Achai Aur Burai Ki Misaal
Burai ki Misaal Aisay Hai Jesy Pahaar Se Nechy Utarna,

Ek Qadam Uthao Tou Baki Uthty Chaly Jaty Hain.

Aur

Acchai ki Misaal Aisay Hai Jaisy Pahar Par Charna
Aik Qadam k Bad Agla Gadam Na'mumkin Lagta Hai.

Ye Gustakhan-e-Rasool
Rab Ke Mehboob, Sahi Raah Dikhane Wale,

Ahl-e-Eman Teri Aan Per, Mar Jane Wale,

Bach Nahi Sakte Saza Se, Ye Gustakhan-e-Rasool,

Khaak ho Jayen ge, Khaakon K Banane Wale!

Do Not Use Facebook.

Allah Ko Naraz Kar Dia
ALLAH ne "SOOD" se Roka,
Humne Bank Bana diye,

ALLAH ne "Zina" se roka,
Humne Cable chala dia,

ALLAH ne "Parde" ka hukm dia,
Humne be-hyai ko aam krdia,

ALLAH ne kaha mere NABI ki sunnat ko na chorna,
Humne Ghairo k Tariqe apna lye,

ALLAH ne kaha QURAN me tmhari kamyabi poshida hai,
Hum usy OXFORD ki kitabo me dekhte hen,

Zara Sochiye k hm isi wja se preshan or Zalil ho rahe hen,

Jisko Razi Karna tha usi ko Naraz Kar Dia.

Seene Se Emaan Hai Ghayab
Seene se Hamare Kahin Emaan hai Ghayab,
Muslim hain per Pehchan Ghayab.

Dunia ki Lazzatoun Main bus Mashghol Hain Hum Sub,
Or Dil se RAB-PAK ka Farman Hai Ghayab.

Hum Samne Kaise jayn Gey KHUDA K,
Jab Aakhrat ka Sabhi Saman hai Ghayab.
(Namaz Qaim Kijye or Apni Aakhrat Sanwaren)
JUMMA MUBARAK

Jumma-tul-Mubarak ki Dua
Jumma-tul-Mubarak ki Dua:

Allah Aapki Umer Lambi Kary
Allah Aapko Khush Rakhy
Allah Aapke Rizq Main Barkat De
Allah Aapki Har Murad Puri Kary

Yaad Ho Gaya?

Chal Pakar Pyala or Pohanch Masjid Pe. :-)

Allah Bohat Meherban Hai
ALLAH Rab-ul-Izzat Kitna Kareem or Meherban hai.

Hamari Ibadat or Taqwa Hamare Chehre Se Zahir Karta Hai.

Magar

Hamare Gunah Doosron Se Chupata Hai.

Iblees Bhi Musalman ho Jaye
Husn-e-Kirdar Se Noor-e-Mujasim Ho Ja...

K Iblees Bhi Tujhey Dehkey to Musalman ho Jaye...

Rizq Main Kami Ho To?
Jab Kabhi Tum Ko Apnay
"RIZQ"
Mein Kami Nazar Aany Lagy

To Kuch Maal

"ALLAH" Ki Raah Mai De Kar
"ALLAH" K Saath "TijaaraT" Kar Liya Karo.

Allah Ko Ghafil Na Samjho
Zulm Karne Walon Ko Kartooton Se Allah Taala Ko Ghafil Na Samjho.
Woh To Unhain Us Din Tak Mohlat Diye Huye Hain.
Jis Din Aankhen Phati Ki Phati Reh Jaengi. (Surah Ibrahim, Ayat:24)

Lazzat Aur Mushaqqat
Imam Ghazali R.A Farmatay Hain.

Lazzat Ki Khatir Gunah Mat Karo.
Lazzat Khatam Hojaegi,
Lekin Gunah Baqi Reh Jaega.

Aur

Mushaqqat Ki Khatir Neki Mat Choro.
Mushaqqat Khatam Ho Jaegi,
Lekin Neki Baqi Reh Jaegi.

Hadees SMS

Zulm Karne Walon Ko Kartooton Se Allah Taala Ko Ghafil Na Samjho.
Woh To Unhain Us Din Tak Mohlat Diye Huye Hain.
Jis Din Aankhen Phati Ki Phati Reh Jaengi. (Surah Ibrahim, Ayat:24)

Sender:naeemDate:17-04-2017

Hadees SMS

Whoever goes to Fortune-teller

and asks him something,

his prayer will not be accepted for 40 days

(Sahih Muslim: 58:21)

Hadees SMS

Insan ke tamam pareshaniyan

Dou baaton ke waja se hai

-Taqdeer sae zayda chahta hai

-Waqt sae pehly chahta hai

Hazrat Ali

Hadees SMS

Piyare Nabi(S.A.W) Ny Fermaya:

"Tum Log Ek Dusray Ko Tohfa Dete Raha Kero"

Ek Sahabi(R.A) Ny Pucha:
"Ya Rasool(S.A.W) Agar Kisi K Paas Tohfa Na Ho To..?"

Aap (S.A.W) Ny Fermaya:
"Kiya Tum Kisi Ko Apni Muskurahat Bhi Nahi De Sakty.."

Hadees SMS

Insan ke tamam pareshaniyan

Dou baaton ke waja se hai

-Taqdeer sae zayda chahta hai

-Waqt sae pehly chahta hai

Hazrat Ali

Hadees SMS

"Apni Sochon ko Pani k Qatron se Zayada Shafaf Rakho,
,
Q K,,
,
Jis Tarha Qatron se Darya Banta hai
Theek Usi Tarha Sochon se
,
EMAAN Banta hai.."

HAZART ALI (R.A)

Hadees SMS

Whoever goes to Fortune-teller

and asks him something,

his prayer will not be accepted for 40 days

(Sahih Muslim: 58:21)

Hadees SMS

Jab tumhen khushiyaan milne lagen to 3 cheezon ko kabhi na bhulana.

1. Allah ko

2. Uski Makhloq ko

3. Apni Asliyet ko

Hadees SMS

Farishtey Us Musalman Par Tajjub Karte HAI,

Jo Musalman Ke Pas Se Guzarta Hai

Magar Usey SALAM Nahi Karta

(Sahih Muslim)..

Hadees SMS

Nabi (s.a.w) Said: Musalmano! Apne Hukumranon ko Bura na kaho,

Aur Allah se unki bhalai ki Dua manga karo,

Kyu k unki bhalai mei tumhari bhalai hai. Tibrani

Hadees SMS

Ta'ajjub Hai:

KHUDA Apni Itni Sari Makhlooq Me Se Bhi
Meri Choti Se Choti Zaroorat Nhi Bhoolta.

Or

KHUDA To Ek Hi He,
Phir Bhi HUM Use Bhool Jate Hain.

Hadees SMS

1 Choti Si Misaal

Aap Imtehan Dene Gey
Aapko 1 Sawal k Jawab Mai ye Likhna Pare

"Me Karachi Mai Rehta Hon" Aur Aap Jawab Likhen. ( M.K.M.R.H )

Kya Examinar Ise Qabol Kar k Aapko Pass kar Dega?

Ab jo "Sallallaho Alehi Waalehi Wasallam" k bajae ( S.A.W.S ) Likhte ho

Kya Wo mutma'in Ho K Unka Drood Pak Qabol Hojaega.

Hadees SMS

**Hadis e Pak** Jis nay Meri Sunnat say mohabat ki us nay Mujh say mohabat ki or jis nay Mujh say mohabat ki wo Jannat main Mere sath hoga (IBNE ASAKIR V9 P343)

Hadees SMS

**Hadis e Pak** " Jo shakhs apny (Musalman) bhai k kam ata rehta hay Allah usky kam main (madad karta) rehta hay " (BUKHARI V2 P862 )

Jokes SMS

Day Wishes SMS [Rose Day SMS]

If I Would Meet A Rose For Every
Single Time I Think About You,
I Would Invest Every Day In
A Rose Garden, Believing
Of You Best Wants Rose Day.

This Is A Magical Friendship Rose You

Must Pass This Rose To At Least
Five Friends Within An Hour Of
Receiving It. After You Do, Make
A Wish And Your Fondest Romantic
Wish Will Come True! Happy Rose Day.

A Bunch Of Red Roses Signifies

Deep Love & Respect For You
My Love. Friends For Ever
Sweetheart!!happy Rose Day!!

Happy Rose Day! Weeter Than The

Candies Lovelier Than The Red
Roses More Huggable Than Soft
Toys That’s What You’re
Here’s Wishing You A Rose Day.

Everything About You Is Interesting,

Your Smile, Your Laughter, Your
Beauty, Your Scent And Your Company.
I Always Think Of You With A Smile
On My Face. I Love You My Precious Rose.

Hum Aap Ko Rose Har Rozh Denge

Kay Aap Humara Wo Rose Roz
Lenge Agr Saat Dego Aap To
Khudaa Kasm Esa Din Hum Aap Ke
Liye Rozna Layenge Happy Rose Day

Bunch Of Rose I Am Sending You

Yellow To Show Our Happiness
White To Show Our Purity Black To
Show Our Darkest Secrets And Red
To Show Our Love Happy Rose Day.

May Our Love Always Triumph In The

Face Of Obstacles, May It Outshine
Any Ugliness That Might Arise, Just
Like A Single Red Rose Amidst A Field
Of Thorns. Wish You A Lovely Rose Day.

Bite Saal Ke Baad Fir Se Rose Day

Aaya Hain, Meri Aankho Me Sirf Tera
Hi Suroor Chaya Hain, Jara Tum
Aakar Toh Dekho Ek Baar Tumhare
Intejar Me Pure Ghar Ko Sajaya Hai.

Although We Are Apart, Trust

Me No One Can Stop Me
From Thinking Of You. May
This Valentines Bring Us
Much Closer. Happy Rose Day!

Everything About You Is Interesting,

Your Smile, Your Laughter,
Your Beauty, Your Scent And
Your Company, I Always Think
Of You With A Smile On My
Face. I Love You My Precious Rose.

Day Wishes SMS [Rose Day SMS]

Stars Are Bright As Bright As Your Eyes
Apples Are Red As Red As Your Cheeks
Snow Is White As White As Your Teeth

Dew Is contemporary As contemporary As Your Face Night

Is Black As Black As Your Hair Breeze Is
Soft As Soft As Your Voice Roses Are
Pink As Pink As Your Lips Happy Rose Day.

Bunch Of Rose I Am Sending You Yellow
To Show Our Happiness White To Show
Our Purity Black To Show Our Darkest
Secrets And Red To Show Our Love Happy
Rose Day To My One & Only Sweetheart.

This Rose Day I Wish That All The
Thorns On The Path Of Your
Life Be Vanquished And Your
Life Path Be Filled With Petals
Of Love, Friendship And Blessings.

In The Flower, My Rose Is You, In The

Diamond, My Kohinoor Is You, In
The Sky, My Moon Is You, Im Only
Body, My Heart Is You. That's Why
I Always Miss You. Happy Rose Day!

One Of the simplest Moments In Life Is once
You See Our Yellow Rose Turning
Red Rose, Hard To Understand? So
Read Again, your Friendship Turns Into
Your Love. Happy Rose Day Sweetheart!

I Wish To Tell The Whole Universe
How Much I Love You, Your Love Is
The Reason I Go Through Hard Times
Without Losing My Courage. Your Love
Is My Strength. Happy Rose Day My Love.

Can You Imagine The World Without
Roses. It Won’t Be The Same Because
An Important Part Of Its Beauty
Will Be Lacking That Is What My Life
Would Be Without You Happy Rose Day.

When I First Felt Love For You,

I Knew It Would Be Special And
Forever. This Rose Day I Wish
To Honor You With My Love As I
Always Do Because You Are Mine.

Bunch Of Rose I Am Sending You

Yellow To Show Our Happiness
White To Show Our Purity Black To
Show Our Darkest Secrets & Red
To Show Our Love Happy Rose Day.

Happy Rose Day! Weeter Than The

Candies Lovelier Than The Red
Roses More Huggable Than
Soft Toys That’s What You’re
Here’s Wishing You A Rose Day.

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